I enjoy laying around and reading.

I’m  not a heavy or regular smoker, but I wish it was possible to occasionally having a smoke while laying around and reading, without making your house smell like smoke.

My eyesight isn’t what it used to be, but I’ve still got my hair and teeth. No cancer that I’m aware of, so far, and my junk still functions as intended with no chemical additives. So I guess I’m aging fairly well, and don’t have much to complain about. I suppose if I could change anything cosmetically, I’d opt for slightly smaller balls. They just seem unnecessarily large. I don’t know how we walk around with these things.

(I hope you weren’t expecting a photo. I’m an oversharer by nature, but that’s crossing a line on a blog.)