Timothy Leary

TIMOTHY-LEARY_TIGHT1Timothy Leary came up in conversation a couple weeks ago, and I thought this was worth noting.

I was at a yacht club rum tasting event — if you follow my periodic blatherings, you will remember that this was the event during which I consumed more rum than I had previously ever consumed. That may have sounded sensational, but I’m rarely a rum drinker. So four shots probably would have been a lot for me. I had way more than four shots by the end of the night.

Anyhoo, early in the event, I was introduced to a local singer-songwriter. Since I’ve always been one to befriend performers, after a few shots I struck up a conversation. My first question, “what kind of stuff do you write about,” resulted in an answer with some intensity, so we kept at it, and somehow we ended up trading Timothy Leary quotes back and forth. Well, I threw one out there, and she threw one back, which is I guess a bit rare nowadays. So that was impressive. So at some point during the conversation when she mentioned a recurring motif in peoples’ lives of the “fear of death,” I casually remarked that Leary wasn’t afraid of death. She replied, with the same intensity and utter sincerity, “No, he was afraid of life!” *

Wow. Mind=blown. Now I’m going to have to reread all my Leary stuff with that as my mantra.

* At least I think that’s what she said.

Some Weller Road memories

In first grade I was kind of pulled aside, because I was already reading at a sixth grade level or better. I was given advanced assignments, pulled into a higher class, and separated from my peers. That was probably the very beginning of my alienation. Mr. Sutton was a good man and about as close to a hippie as you could ask for in a Montgomery County teacher. He wrote “What is real?” on my report card notes. I should post those here sometime. It shows what a weird kid I was. Was I the only one? Or were we all weird? I might never know.

I remember the new gym with the rubber floor. It felt awesome to run on, but not so awesome to fall on. I remember climbing the ropes, I doubt I could do that now. I would like that skill at this age.

I remember after-school open gym. I remember specifically fourth grade was great, because I could stay until like 6:00pm, just doing random stuff with what was in the gym.

I remember walking with another kid during recess along the back fence of the property, and seeing a woman sunbathing, and one of us remarked that it was too bad we didn’t have a movie camera. From then on when I saw him I would mime the old-fashioned crank “movie camera”  at him.

I remember being captivated in, what was it, fourth grade? by the books we were reading. Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH was a good one.  From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler was another.

I remember having my first experience with nearly-catatonic awkwardness, when one of my classes would recite the Pledge of Allegiance. I wasn’t anti-patriotic or anything, I just thought it was completely strange to recite something in unison like that, and I wanted no part of it. So I would be late to class on purpose, lingering in the restroom until I thought it was over.

I remember Mr. Kitto and his slicked-back hair, his picking of his huge nostrils, the way he would bang his fist on the table occasionally, and, this one really stands out, one time he said, “I would pay two dollars for a toothpick right now.” From then on, I thought about things I should always be carrying for preparedness, and a toothpick was one of them. Two dollars is two dollars.

I remember being called down to the office occasionally to face Mr. Wall, the principal. I remember the crisp way he would call me “Robert.”

I remember the path in the back of the school that led to the neighborhood of the family that would care for me after school. They lived on Bluhill Road. I had lots of adventures with that family. Riding minibikes and small motorcycles in the back fields of Arbor Landscaping, and under the Connecticut Avenue bridge.

Once we were riding a go-cart with no engine down the Bluhill Road hill towards May Street, one person steering and two of us standing on the back frame. Something happened and my ankle slipped down off the frame and in between the wheel hub and the frame, and ripped the skin off both sides of my ankle. Since we clearly weren’t supposed to be doing that, I had to remove and hide my bloody socks so that we wouldn’t get punished.

Funny, I looked up Weller Road staff just to see if I recognized any names. No illusion that any of the staff would still be there after all these years, but maybe a related person? No such luck, but they do have a building service worker named Ms. Griselda (Gigi) Corvoisier, which is such a wonderful name that I might have to use it in a story.

Office pranks

Employee goes on week-plus overseas vacation. Leaves car in lot and keys in closet “in case anything happens.” We joke around for a week about what kinds of pranks to pull on him before his return. At the last minute, the decision is made to park his car weird and block it in. It was about as funny as foil, styrofoam peanuts or post-its.

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Technology FAIL, or “Thanks, Google”

Yesterday I managed to get a few photos of Sabina departing for the women’s Typhoon races. When she came in from the races and asked for a photo to send to her friends, I pulled up the Gallery app and all I saw were blank photos. I scrolled and scrolled, and that’s all I saw. I thought, oh no, what’s wrong with my phone? Are the files corrupt?  Eventually I scrolled enough to find the photos, and realized what happened. I must have left the camera app open when I pocketed the phone after taking those photos.

I ended up deleting 90 photos of the inside of my pocket. But not before Google, in its infinite wisdom and generosity of spirit, backed up the photos and created a “Google Auto-Awesome” animated GIF of them.

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