Think about this. What if there ARE NO SHOWS?

Imagine — announce three final nights in Chicago.

Anticipating demand of all us nostalgic sentimental heads throughout the decades, have your crew of secret minions buy up most of the tickets, and sell them on StubHub for 10x face value.

Flee the country, cancel the shows, inflated ticket buyers will only be able to get face value for refunds, they pocket all the profit.

GENIUSES, I TELL YOU.  GENIUSES.

It’s like a Rock and Roll pump and dump scam!!!