Things Have Gone Too Far

I tolerated it when the gas station near my father’s place in Florida had fantastic pizza.

I tolerated it when Sheets and Wawa became known for their food items, sandwiches made to order, etc.

But things have gone too far.

A new gas station has been built, and is not yet open, in King George County, featuring, and I kid you not, OUTDOOR PATIO SEATING.

OH YES. Have a delicious sub or a piece of pizza, and enjoy it in our fine, festive outdoor patio seating, overlooking the scenic gas pumps, and enhanced by the smell of exhaust.

RIGHT.