Drag Queen Names Are Fun

bobheadFrom a roundabout set of clicks, I wound up on the page of a New York drag queen the other day. One of the really fun things about drag queens is that often, they’re friends with lots of other drag queens. Say what you want about Facebook’s “real names” policy, but clearly they’re giving the drag queens a bit of breathing room.  Here are a few amusing drag queen names I ran across while searching the friends list.

Daphne Sumtimez
Dusty Ray Bottoms
Matty Horrorchata
Terra Grenade
Molly Rhinestones
Hamm Samwich
Isis Vermouth
Alotta McGriddles
Severely Mame
Slater G. String
Farrah Moan
Rachel Ratchet
Charlotte Harlette
Anita Biskuit
Sissy Spastik (my personal favorite)

Disclaimer: Maybe some of these aren’t actually drag queens. I didn’t perform a full investigation or anything. Traditional burlesque names are often just as campy and just as funny. I just had a good time going down the list and wanted to share, that’s all.